United Crap of America
Some random day, many years ago, human evolution chose a different path. Immigrants of the species homo sapiens sapiens traveled from Europe to America.
Research done on those immigrants' descendants that now inhabit the continent, shows that their brain stopped evolving and with the pass of time completely disappeared. The cerebrum's place took something that, according to scientists, pretty much looks like feces.
Nowadays, biologists and anthropologists are trying to find the cause of this unprecedented phenomenon. But what troubles them the most is that other human beings -not necessarily U.S.A. inhabitants- tend to lose their cerebrum and grow feces instead as well. Looks like, according to Dc. Einsthauer, humanity is confronting a disease.
Enough with the crap. Although I'm starting to think that a research wouldn't harm anyone, and that its results might surprise some people..
Noes, it's not that the U.S. are incapable of doing any good to humanity. It's just that, if that happens, it's against their nature.